Shoppin' At The Fountain Wal-Mart

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Shoppin', shoppin' at the Fountain Wal-Mart
Shoppin' at the Fountain Wal-Mart yes indeed
Shoppin', shoppin' at the Fountain Wal-Mart
Between that, The Family Dollar and the Safeway it's all I need

Well they're rollin' back the prices and that's where I'm goin'
And there's a sale on produce at Safeway up the road
So don't get in my way 'cause I'm really in a hurry
I'll honk my horn and I'll flip you off, 'cause you're too damn slow!

Shoppin', shoppin' at the Fountain Wal-Mart
Shoppin' at the Fountain Wal-Mart yes indeed
Shoppin', shoppin' at the Fountain Wal-Mart
Between that, The Family Dollar and the Safeway it's all I need

I got the patio furniture I wanted back in April
And for my back yard I got topsoil and some seed
They've got fertilizer and that's where I got my mower
I tell you man, they got everything you need!

Shoppin', shoppin' at the Fountain Wal-Mart
Shoppin' at the Fountain Wal-Mart yes indeed
Shoppin', shoppin' at the Fountain Wal-Mart
Between that, The Family Dollar and the Safeway it's all I need

In the summertime they've got a real good price on flip-flops
In the wintertime they've got coveralls, boots and gloves
For Mother's Day and birthdays and for Christmas
They've got everything for the people that you love

Shoppin', shoppin' at the Fountain Wal-Mart
Shoppin' at the Fountain Wal-Mart yes indeed
Shoppin', shoppin' at the Fountain Wal-Mart
Between that, The Family Dollar and the Safeway it's all I need

They've got hardware, sportin' goods, jewelry and electronics
They've got feminine products but I stay the hell away from there
They've got bikes and toys and magazines for entertainment
I tell you man, they got everything in there!

Shoppin', shoppin' at the Fountain Wal-Mart
Shoppin' at the Fountain Wal-Mart yes indeed
Shoppin', shoppin' at the Fountain Wal-Mart
Between that, The Family Dollar and the Safeway it's all I need

Dedicated to the eternal quest for the ultimate bargain.